Gormless looking local Councillor James Valentine has surprised no one by announcing that he wants to be the next Labour MP for Bedford. He as much said it last August and we have all been turning blue as we held our breath for his next statement. Very much a clone of the typical new Labour type I wouldn’t have mentioned it for the fact hat he’s so dull as to make me want to scream. Valentino stood for Mayor of Bedford in 2009 and did shockingly bloody awful, doing all the same tedious stunts like standing in front of the bridge for his official photo and “being concerned”. Shite campaign Jimmy Boy.
Looking very much like the grown up Harry Potter in those scenes from the third film, if it weren’t for two things James could have been a star, firstly they didn’t ask him and secondly no such scenes exist, I made them up. But he still looks like a typical new Labour twat.
Rumour has it that he’s up against Cllr Louise King from the deprived Harpur Ward where Debs lives and when you google her name (Louise not Debs) in search of pictures you get a rich choic,e one of which is actually Cllr King but I’ve included another to liven this blog up a bit as I struggle to adjust to whatever time it is.
Our expensive city based lawyers have asked us to ensure we make it clear the second photo showing some drunk lady happily warming the floor will not be attempting to make things better for us by becoming Bedford’s next MP. More’s the shame as if we are to play the parliamentary game it might at least add a bit more fun to proceedings.
Patrick Hall who got kicked out of the seat two years back is said to want his old job back as well. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!